smoking

The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment

If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

Smoked

Burnt out; in need of sleep because you have partied too much and for too long without it.

Did you see Justin last night, man talk about Smoked!

by Nilesgirl May 7, 2018

smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist

don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam

by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Smoking a wrench

Smoking weed

“i just saw Zach smoking a wrench

by lo4218 July 10, 2025

smoke buster

something to use to dispurse and or change the scent of smoke.

dude1 "dude we need to smoke later"
dude2 "yeah but not at my house man my moms getting to nosy"
dude1 "dude its cool i can make a smoke buster"

by blitzbrennen July 27, 2012

Smoke

GAS GAS GAS YOU GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS!

“I main smoke.”

by T34main November 11, 2019