national boyfriend day

national boyfriend day on august 21 show them some appreciation

“happy boyfriend day babe”
“thxxx”

national boyfriend day!

by poopopppooo August 11, 2021

National Isaiah’s Day

Although the holiday states a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s day is a day where you give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.

Melanie: Why are you giving Isaiah so much attention?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured bitch.

by TheBitchNextDoor January 23, 2022

first win of the day

It’s what you typically add on Snapchat or any group chat of any social medium platform when you are in a match of any battle royale game. The funny thing is that no one who puts that up will ever be as good as my buddy Evan. Be careful because currently Evan only plays pubg but he is gonna tear cheeks up in paladins battle royale pretty soon. Anyone who says first win of the day following 4/21/18 is lying since Evan is the only one getting dubs.

First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”

How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now

by Mc Lil Fookie Bookster May 28, 2018

HU with a Mexican person day

October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.

-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute

-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb

by C mamo October 29, 2019

National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day

On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name

Blah blah blah “National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”

by thefreaknamedreek August 4, 2024

Tresmolob Day

Occurs annually on May 2nd. Traditions include eating cereal out of a mug, and shorting black sambuca

Hey are you ready for Tresmolob Day next week?

Of course! The whole gang is celebrating!

by georgieworm May 2, 2021

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023