Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

fuck fuck suck

Noun; The act of engaging in fuck fuck that leads to a singular suck

I think I’d like some fuck fuck suck

by the class of 2010 December 10, 2018

fucking wingnut

this is were you fuck a bird then take its wing then cum on it

i just had my first fucking wingnut

by Mark Zuckerman December 11, 2018

Fuck

Fuck is another word for (sex)

FUCK ME DADDY TILL MY FACE FALLS OFF

by HarleyQuinny09 December 12, 2018

I failed at fucking

Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!

Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass

by Lil Nigorize October 11, 2018

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

What-the-fucking

What-the-fucking is when you bang to some of the wierdest porn on the Internet.

"Ahh man, I and Amy were what-the-fucking for HOURS this weekend. I knew she was perfect but when she asked for that? Put a RING on it!""You're both fucked up, man..."

by Tea-Duh-Veal October 13, 2018