When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 1, 2023

Getting so drunk that when you come home you piss, puke or shit all over the house, occasionally involving the children’s toys
I can’t come out tonight lads, the Mrs is still poised about the last time I came home and did the dirty Boyle everywhere.
by bsmsfunnelmaster September 29, 2022

A woman that Carrie’s herself well and loves dirty sex Talks Nasty and and isn’t afraid to masturbate in front of a man
by HersheyKissy June 2, 2023

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
by Making it clap January 4, 2018

by Hamood bb November 11, 2020

by madisonnroche September 6, 2021

An explicit sexual act starts with senior male grooming,as he peaks he busts a nutterino and she keeps slurping on the diddly.
She was so horny she gave him a Dirty Chastity
She was so horny she gave him a Dirty Chastity
by Kristofferson1977 May 31, 2019
