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International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023
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gooby day

sept. 30th, the day a video where 3 youtubers watch gooby 2009 was released (drew gooden, danny gonzalez, and kurtis connor)
person 1: hey, did you hear its gooby day?
person 2: no, i didn’t.
by 99legcentipede July 24, 2022
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national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling
kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh
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Those systems still exist to this day

Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"

Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."

The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"

Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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International Peringa Day

Following on from the misadventures of 2022, International Peringa Day - or PerinGala as it's colloquially known - is a day of remembrance for soft tissue damage, unexpected nudity, questionable choices and Dominos pizza delivery drivers.

Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.

Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.
I'm off too Sydney Street to get Holmaned for International Peringa Day.
by The Directors Unicorn December 25, 2023
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National Black Vibe Check Day

Every August 28th you ask black people to do a black vibe check.
Hey Damarcus T., its national black vibe check day, eat some febreze.
by Statzer April 28, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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