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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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beat n' fuck

A rather aggressive session of intercourse; including slaps, bites and the occasional rib tickler or donkey punch. The victim will be satisfied, but bruised! Number of participants can vary
See that girl with the black eye and the limp over there? she's definately had a beat n' fuck
by Grimeburg April 18, 2018
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Fucked on

really drunk, high or in any state where you cannot calculate 2 + 2.
Synonyms include: druck, high, flicked, toasted, zonked, fried, baked, seitzed, tore up, zooted
Wow alex, after that gb I am really fucked on.
by Mercer Slang November 17, 2021
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Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.
by safasgaga May 13, 2024
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This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
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Fuck Trash

When someone works their way up to the next level of being pure trash they reach the state of being complete fuck trash.

Dude I hear he’s a real piece of trash

Nah man he’s top level fuck trash
by Toucan Megatron May 5, 2025
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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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