These days

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.

These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.

by whimsytea January 31, 2025

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NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM

You slam your bf against the wall and punch till he cry’s then you give him a kiss

Hey it’s NATIONAL PIN YOUR BF AGAINST THE WALL DAY AND KISS HIM.

by Diego bafa November 17, 2023

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bully Grass day 😈

september 13 is the day you get to bully your friend, if you have any friends named grass or any plant based name you get to bully them (not to harsh) 😈 (it is also the day my grandma died but that’s not the point)

omg it’s september 13th bully Grass day 😈

by kaira123 September 13, 2021

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Hot water day

April 29th is hot water day! It is a day you spend appreciating your hot water.

‘Hey did you know today is Hot water day?’
‘Is it really?’
‘Yeah, its April 29th today. Would you like to spend hot water day with me?’
‘Sure i would love too’

by Cloud_Ash May 02, 2022

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National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.

Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...

by 3 point mane January 30, 2021

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