I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

A come up

“Come up” is a term used to describe something you literally, “come upon,” or find virtuously. It is also used to mean something that helps someone “come up” to the next level, like a rad

pair of shoes or a fur coat or a bargain

One man's trash, that's another man's a come up

by Shemesh December 3, 2019

bless up

when your ass is saved or something good happens to you

kenzie frank almost hit the tree while driving but didn’t bless up.

by kenzf123 May 3, 2022

4 fingers up

putting up 4 fingers in a photo means you love hayden a lot.

matt put 4 fingers up because he loves hayden

by hayydydyydenenen April 17, 2022

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

by saleemthedream August 6, 2022

Jack shut up

Jack is a name that annoying people usually have. Or cool people. "Jack shut up" is what you say when your friend named Jack is getting a little annoying and corny.

Jack: "Blah Blah Blah"
Devan: "Jack shut up"

by yeptotally August 23, 2025

Stand up

Talk to tv to tell someone to stand up.

Please stand up.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018