French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.

Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.

by Mbones December 8, 2018

French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

Entertaining French

Pretending what someone else says make sens in order to be nice to them.

„You keep entertaining French with me but I do think I have a mental illness“

by FaBeanHa June 7, 2024

The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

by kk_a February 3, 2025

French intersubjection

The conflation between the simple future tense and the present continuous tense in the French language.

(The functive (verbal) structure of the French language indicates that the future is already present).

In French intersubjection the phrase "am doing" has the same function as "will do" implying that will is a function rather than an action.

Ie. the future is extant (block time phenology).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 7, 2019

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

French pull start

The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.

I once did a French Pull start t train myself for kidney stones.

by Fatfruitcake March 6, 2023