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hang a tree

When one smokes Marijuana while leaning out a car window.
Friend one: dude. I want to smoke this joint, but I don't want to stink up my car.

Friend two: just hang a tree, I promise it never smells
by Uhyup August 18, 2018
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tree

you met him in a gaming platform. his username was "tree," and right from the start, there was something about him that drew you in. as you battled through games and strategized together, you found yourself liking him more than just as a teammate. he's funny, smart, and always there to chat after a tough day. it's like you speak the same language, even when you're not gaming. he's become someone you can count on, and you can't imagine your day without talking to him.
X:
"I've been playing games with this guy Tree I met online. There's something about him that just clicks. We're starting to really get each other. Talking to him has become a highlight of my day, wishing that Tree and I can engage in chatting each other more often."
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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The tree fell down

What you want to say when you are saying that a specific tree fell down.
Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.
by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024
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Tree Mugger

The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.
Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!
by K-Song May 2, 2011
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Trim my Christmas tree

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi
by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022
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Tree

It means half a treesh. A treesh that is missing one thing to become a full treesh.
ex : yo that girl is chillin at n*ggs houses and is a big a** player, SHE A WHOLE TREE, she just missing fckin him.
by attreeshland September 29, 2020
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