Tit Nipply

Used to describe chilly weather. A more interesting synonym of "A Bit Nippy."

Mike: "Goddamn it's cold outside."
Steve: "Yep, she's a tit nipply."
Mike: "You're so gay it's unreal."

by RockThePylon January 20, 2009

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tit waffles

The flattest tits you've ever seen

Damn girl your tits are so flat they got baked by an iron just like your flat chested but you got a little flab there this why there called tit waffles

by xxxxmatt666 March 8, 2015

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Tit Window

An otherwise normal woman's shirt with a completely pointless hole in the middle, below the neckband, specifically designed to display her cleavage. Not to be confused with a regular low-cut shirt.

It's fine to wear short shorts and a tank top and say you aren't asking for attention, but if you say the same thing while wearing a shirt with a tit window you need to shut the fuck up.

by AntonioCastagnoli September 9, 2016

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tit scarf

A high class asshole who always ties his sweater like a scarf even in the summer.

Look at that tit scarf over there in his daddy's country club, i bet its a sausage fest in there.

by Stone&Ed August 11, 2008

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new tits

The new special lady in a man's life.

Person 1: hey, did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend?

Person 2: oh yeah, you mean new tits? Yeah I've met her.

by Rubeeez November 1, 2013

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sloppy tits

1.woman or a man with tits that are hidiously gross and/or hanging down past the point of recognition there for making them completely useless.
2. retard person

"hey there sloppy tits"
hows it hanging sloppy tits?"

by skidmarks April 29, 2006

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