actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.

So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”

by anonymous January 20, 2022

Biscuit Baby

A white baby

Look at that cute lil biscuit baby!

by BrittanyAlexia09 July 6, 2021

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 6, 2025

Biscuit

A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit

"I heard that one girl is into biscuits."

by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016

Tit biscuit

Means you have biscuit tits

Jack Egan eats tit biscuits

by Sam Garlow March 11, 2021

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019