Ever met someone who feels like one in a billion? Someone whose presence feels irreplaceable in life? A person who touches the deepest corners of your heart and adds joy, fun and laughter to your days? That someone is Andrew. Andrew is an extremely rare species, perhaps from another planet or another galaxy altogether. Legends have claimed that he was born in the Southern Island of New Zealand and has lived in multiple different countries so far. He’s a frequent flier, a Guinness book of world records record holder, an awesome orator and excellent poet and writer. His articulation skills are unbeatable and so are his skills at planning amazing itineraries that maximize his time in a given location. He is like a genie, wish sincerely and he can reach to your doorstep from anywhere in the world, within 24 hours! He defies the impossible by looking and actually being like a 16 year old, despite this biological age. He is cuddly and a child at heart. He loves shopping especially getting treats and fruits. He has amazing eyes and a smile to die for. People kill to be his friend and he makes sure none of his friends or friend’s friend ever has to celebrate their birthday alone. He is genuine and also a genius :)
by GroverSnow May 6, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. 
cuban tiktok micro celebrity with a private profile, famous in cuba for being against LGBTQ+ hate speech. is a gay, transgender, autistic male.
by kaworunagisalover24 December 3, 2024
Get the Andrew Escalonamug. Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.
by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024
Get the Andrewmug. A person who is short and has a skin tone of an individual who spent way too much in the sun becoming burnt as fuck. He has an 20-pack and is sexually attracted to short white women who have red hair. People say he is homosexual when really just likes to touch anyone including animals and mainly childrens.
by P Diddy luver 69 July 28, 2024
Get the Andrewmug. These rare specimens are very Irish and only look up to one person in life, Connor Mcgreggor. He is god to them because they like to ask like him round school and like to see them self as absolute weapons. Aswell as this they have very very fit mothers, usually known as Mary.
Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them
Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them
by ???i wonder who April 23, 2019
Get the St. Andrews Placermug. Someone that is an easy going vodka drinker that occasionally lands himself a spot in the hospital. Easily able to outdrink all his buddies in his prime. Would rather make out with a handle than a woman.
by WoodyTheSkollPounder December 4, 2019
Get the Andrewmug.