Depression Soup

A type of alphabet soup that mocks you and makes you sad.

Depression Soup: Hey fatty, you suck!
You: Throws the soup in the garbage.

by DillonVentures January 22, 2020

Soup goof

When a person is so silly goofy, you have to sit in the back of the bus!

“Wow, jack and molly soup goof everyday”

by buttetfly2618 May 13, 2022

Cream soup

Her pussy so nasty that you both cum at the same time

Last night we cream souped in the bed

by Thotflappy February 26, 2020

cheeseing your soup

The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter

Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?

by Soup cheeser March 7, 2016

Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

Ice soup

Refers to the scraps that you eat after you've unintentionally spent all of your money for the week, since ice in a bowl of water is as low in price as you could go.

"I spent $200 on an anime figurine today. Guess I'll be having Ice soup for dinner tonight."

by cablenewz September 12, 2023

Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020