dutch meatball

When a girl is on her side, one leg up, and you jam your balls inside her pussy and let them stew a little bit, while getting stroked off at the same time.

It was a wild night, and after a few shots, Celeste wanted a Dutch Meatball for dessert.

by Woobey February 14, 2025

Your dutch

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.

Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.

by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021

redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 10, 2024

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam

dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's

by yosoyboy May 24, 2025

dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.

Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.

by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016