Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023

Clown

𝐘𝐨𝐮

Johan: "hey your a clown"
Mike: "𝐍 𝐎"
Johan: "c-c-calm down Mike it was a j-j-j-joke"

by PPman69420 March 3, 2021

Ass clown

A person whose a complete asshole but can be funny

I heard that kevin is a real ass clown. Hey do you know that ass clown that's in are class

by Mrk88 February 7, 2017

clown

someone who’s stupid enough to believe their boyfriend/girlfriends lies.
someone who lets people walk all over them and still tries to see the good in them

an example of a clown would be me lol

by sadbitch89 September 16, 2019

Slappin the Clown

Another term for male masturbation.

"Timmy just got caught slappin the clown by his mother!"

by SuspiciousSushi April 13, 2017

Clown

Caydin Kotewicz

Man you see Caydin today? She acting like a whole clown.

by NoobMaster69765 June 27, 2019

Russian clown

a child molester from Russia

Demetre i told you if you take them, they will come for you! you Russian clown

by Rocheman4280 October 11, 2025