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Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
by berserker256 May 18, 2003
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Hot Santa

When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper
I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.
by The Dome December 25, 2004
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Hot Tony

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality
Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008
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Hot Cunt

A word used for a women who sleeps around.
Wooaaahh that girl there is hot.

Hot Cunt more like, I saw her with Johnny and Max last week.
by Lou-Lou the Angel January 1, 2012
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hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.
The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee
by the avenged August 23, 2005
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hot trombone

A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.
I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.
by Delta November 6, 2003
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Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.
guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing
by BAJones72 June 12, 2011
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