Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it
*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
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Dad's sisters pussy!

This is a word that can be used to describe an inbred, or someone you suspect of being an inbred. (You just want to make fun of them.)
Alex, have you left your Dad's sisters pussy!?. You need to grow a pair and stop camping corners!
by Paxqueer March 23, 2024
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 13, 2023
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your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is
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your dad

your dad is gone
the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone
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Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*
by Himhimherher November 25, 2021
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