Poop Pub

The magazines often found under the bathroom sink, used by men around the world to pass time while they take care of business.

Ralph searched through the poop pubs hoping to find just the right one to help pass the time.

by Girl racer November 26, 2010

Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil

"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"

by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012

Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package

I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase

by Puck it February 1, 2014

poop air

A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.

After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"

by CheeseCutterVT January 26, 2012

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."

by Carbomb September 28, 2011