Kevin

Super sexy,Super hot 🥵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piñata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🥳🥳🥳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Kevin is as hot as shrek 🥵

by Jojo is king November 23, 2021

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Kevin

A person that commits actions of a brat. Annoying friend that is dissliked by everyone in the group. Derrived from the "kevin cube" from fortnite that appeared in season 5. Usually given to a small-minded bastard that would tell on you. WE HATE KEVIN!

Teacher - okay guys, thats it for today's lesson. Have a nice weekend.
Kevin - emm, teacher! Did we not have a quiz today?

by KevinHaterBoy64 February 10, 2025

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Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.

Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."

by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021

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