Oh you don't know what karlson is?

Something louder than anything and whishlist karlson so it will be release

Dani:Oh you don't know what karlson is?
Its was at this moment that he knew.
He fucked up

by Mamanams August 08, 2021

don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble with someone who has something held over your head. (I.e. you cheated on bae with bae's good friend)

Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to Mel who can text Leigha and let her know the dealio in .5 seconds. Don't shit where you eat, Dickson.

by mluque March 22, 2016

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

A saying you say before you let out a loud fart.

"Mr. Stark I don't feel so good," he said as he let out a loud fart.

by The Yellow Fellow November 08, 2018

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

by J-Lima December 31, 2008

I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.

Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

by AstralDivinity December 12, 2020

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 09, 2019

and if you don't like it pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

an awesome quote from the true gangsta Jimmy from the town of South Park.

Jimmy's Mom: I won't let you go back to that gang.
Jimmy: I will and if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the nigga on your left

by Alec November 05, 2004