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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
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by Murray State September 23, 2004
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Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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J-R Marks

A legend of man who streams, plays games, showcases cool reactions, and posts such legendary videos and so on
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Flea Market Montgomery

Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
by Wayne! December 13, 2008
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Meghan Markle Syndrome

Meghan Markle Syndrome: It means GHOSTING everyone WITHOUT exception. Ending all communication and contact without any apparent warning or justification and subsequently ignoring any attempts to reach out or communicate back. This INCLUDES family members. Defined by #Archewell PH
Meghan Markle Syndrome was diagnosed in a lot of mental patients who were apparent social climbers.
by Cyclonetrading December 11, 2021
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Markiplier syndrome

Markiplier syndrome is when you yell at almost anything. Normally followed by swearing, ranting, raging, and rambling.
I think I have Markiplier syndrome. At lunch, I screamed the word " penis" so loud, people from the other end of the cafeteria heard me.
by I_eat_a_sandwitch January 29, 2017
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Marko

Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you. At times it may seem as though he doesn't love you but he does. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. He is very athletic and can play any sports. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.
Never leave a Marko out of your sight.
by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018
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