juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018

Gobble on grapes

Nicer way of saying choke and die.

Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*

by Me mam m9 June 11, 2018

Murphy's grace

when something that should go wrong does not go wrong

literally the opposite of Murphy's law

it was by murphy's grace that our whole family didn't perish in that midnight fire while we were all asleep

I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace

by pepsipanda December 3, 2018

it’s grace.yo

she’s very poppy and wears small pink glasses while making tik toks on the toilet

it’s grace.yo is a dad

by sksksk2626 February 21, 2019

Pull Up Them Grades

A deragatory roast that usually implies you have low grades.and you need to higher them typically used by very studious people aswell

Pull up them grades let’s go yes sirrr.

by Poor man Antoine April 29, 2019

Layla Ann Grace Dennis

complete and utter crackhead. useless with really bad breath.

Layla Ann Grace Dennis is UH OH STINKY

by dingalingadingdong123 October 26, 2019