First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
Get the Free Agent Fuckmug. by davyboy August 14, 2025
Get the Free Lickmug. by Porkchop Actual March 19, 2017
Get the free range strangermug. Used to tell people to free Tibet, as Tibet is still captured by China, and Tibetans want their country back.
"Free Tibet!" An old Tibetan lady cried as she protested her sign to the Chinese Embassy. More cheers erupted from the crowd for a sign of mercy. Every March 10th, Tibetans come together and walk to the Chinese Embassy, all across the world, for a chance their country will be freed from the Chinese government. All they ever wanted was freedom for their family who cannot leave their own country. It's been 74 years since. Over 1.2 million Tibetans have died from the Chinese, torturing them deadly. The Tibetan youth born in Tibet have now been brainwashed into thinking many bad things about the 14th Dalai Lama and more. God please bless the youth and people in Tibet, and may Tibet be freed one day.
by aloneandalone May 18, 2024
Get the Free Tibetmug. An attached, unheated garage in northern climates that, during the winter months, is used to cold-store large quantities of beer that are too big to fit in the regular refrigerator.
May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.
May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.
Dude 1: Oh man, there is no more beer in the fridge!
Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.
Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.
by Frostymugofsuds January 9, 2010
Get the Free Refrigeratormug. by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
Get the Free Palestinemug. by ArsenalFC2022 February 22, 2022
Get the Rent freemug.