Free-Boy Charge

Noun: The additional criminal charge presented in court, while in custody, that would also be arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.

"Fuck that shit, I'm not going to pick up some Free-Boy Charge and fight you/smuggle contraband." et cetera

Transitive Verb: The perpetration or commission of an unlawful act that adds additional criminal charges, while in custody, that would also be considered arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.

"When the C.O. isn't looking, I'm going to Free-boy Charge that bitch."
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by Verrückter Weißer Wulf July 18, 2022
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Free Bird

1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.

2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”

2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”

Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023
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Free Birds

The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.
When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds
by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022
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free birds

the worst thing to call someone worse than a slur it is to describe a terrible person or things just like the garbage movie free birds
that's such a free birds
by lost-kin February 06, 2023
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free birds

a way to call someone a hell spawn the worst thing in all the multiverse a pure piece of garbage or the most vial thing in existence
your a free birds you ugly piece of free birds
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A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”
Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.
by Numerati January 02, 2025
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