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best friend and beyond 

A best friend and beyond is more than just a best friend with benefits. It's beyond love, beyond sex, beyond a soul connection and beyond best friends!

A best friend and beyond is loyal and you have the commitment of being monogamous! It is a non traditional relationship with a twist of traditional!

A best friend and beyond always has your back and you don't pick a best friend and beyond lightly! It can't be just anybody that can be your best friend and beyond, so be on the alert!

It surpasses any non traditional relationship you've ever experienced or heard about!

It is The EPITOME of relationships!

This type of relationship demands loyalty, faithfulness, respect, commitment, honesty, communication and trust! This relationship is only for the hard core loyal people out there not for fakes and snakes.

You won't regret having a best friend and beyond!
"Stephen is my best friend and beyond!"
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Friend Boner 

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
Friend Boner by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

Friend Sweep 

A Friend Sweep is where one deletes all the "friends" (on social websites) that you do not need or necessarily know; such as bands and friend's friends. A FS does not include people that one would like to know better; such as recently-met people.
Myspace User trollscreamer:
"Dude, I am so sick of these pages and pages of friends on myspace; I did a massive Friend Sweep. So now I have actual friends on my friends' list."

Myspace User registeraccounts:
"Holy shit, you deleted 192 friends; now you can actually call every one of them friends..."
Friend Sweep by Patrick Ritchie January 1, 2009

Friend Jail 

The act of adding someone on Facebook, and not being confirmed or ignored, but not being given an answer. Thus, you may not send the person another friend request. Thereby, placing you in Friend Jail.
"Hey I tried to add that hot girl on Facebook, and she hasn't added me yet, but I can't send her another request. Maybe she doesn't get on much."

"Look at her wall dude, she's on everyday. You're in friend jail."
Friend Jail by hale.eagles5 December 16, 2011

Trophy Friend 

That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.
Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.
Trophy Friend by kreternal October 17, 2011

Soul-Friend 

Someone you feel a special type of bond with because it doesn't take much for them to be considered one of your closest friends. It can be someone you least expect it to be like a person who just recently walked into your life. You might not know what it is about this person that makes them so special, but you know that deep down you cherish having them in your life. Somehow they know how to get the best out of you and make you get the best out of yourself. Even if this person isn't constantly present in your life you'll find that the both of you always somehow stay relevant to each other whether you like it or not. Basically a soul-mate without the romance, because sometimes romance just makes you want to vomit.
"Who needs a soul-mate when I have you, my dear soul-friend?"

"If we're both not married by the time we're 35, let's turn this soul-friendship into a soul-marriage and have a soul-family and a soul-dog. I like pugs."
Soul-Friend by xoxoGossipGuy January 14, 2018

closest friend 

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.
May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)
closest friend by yrame September 10, 2012