dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 07, 2017

Pennsylvania Dutch

The act of squirting chocolate syrup directly into your mouth, followed by taking a swig of milk and shaking it back and forth in your cheeks to make chocolate milk right in your mouth.

"I didn't have time to use a cup and spoon, so I just did a Pennsylvania Dutch before bed."

by Erogenous Bosch August 05, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch

A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob

Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch

Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me

by Footlongfresh January 20, 2022

vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

by Dumpkin Blow July 01, 2017

Dutch windturbine

Not to be confused with the dutch windmill, its when a man is shorter than a woman, he does a standing 69 with his erect fleshy member in her mouth in mouth of much taller partner, this allows you to rotate about the inserted shaft

Dave was with a tall woman and was tired of licking her belly buttom, so he just did a Dutch windturbine on her face.

by ReEngineeredLife July 30, 2018

Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit

Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette

by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs January 17, 2016