A male who acts straight but is secretly gay. This male is/was most likely on the high school wrestling team.
by CjInman February 21, 2011
Get the Douche Dumpstermug. Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.
by Zeneki December 6, 2006
Get the Douche Knockmug. Pete, look at that drunk asshole pissing in the subway- He must have been out with his bro's drinkin douche chowda!!!
by SneakyOne April 21, 2010
Get the Douche Chowdamug. Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around.
However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."
Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey
by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."
Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey
by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
Get the douch bagmug. A person who is a complete ass to everyone because no one likes that person. And no one likes that douche bag becuase he is a complete ass to them all the time. He also might be gay.
God, Karl Helmuth is such a fucking douche bag. Some one such stab him in the face and/or neck, twice. No, no, three times.
by Funky Steve July 27, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. This would be any woman who feels self entitled to anything and everything. She is affiliated with the soccer mom, drives a luxury vehicle, while on the phone, drives like no one else is on the road cutting anyone and everyone off while on her way to her nail appointment, because more often than not, she doesn't work, someone else pays her bills. She's a complete waste of space and believes she's the center of the universe.
by Ya Go December 14, 2008
Get the Super Douchemug. A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Jay Wix would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
by jayisachild August 30, 2010
Get the Douche-Bagmug.