sucking dick for cookies

Sucking dick for drugs

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.

by fatjerr November 18, 2013

Milk and Cookies Boy

Lewis Ashworth

"Yes Milk and Cookies Boy"

by Pc Nonce December 23, 2020

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

cookie dough or vanilla

a way of asking if someone is kinky or vanilla

cookie dough or vanilla?

cookie dough

by dheeckpeeck May 16, 2020

anyways cookie batter

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective

Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter

by anonymous September 8, 2020

mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.

A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah

by minmin293 January 27, 2014

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020