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The no card

The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.
The no card - A card so powerful you can't do anything, whatever you do is instantly blocked by the no card.
"You can't run because simply just no"
by DONOVANdev123 January 13, 2023
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Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.
Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
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Ultimate Dining Card

The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more
Wanna get an ultimate dining card?
Sure! im planning on getting one
by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023
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Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
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The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day
by toapt July 19, 2024
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Anti-Racist Card

(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.
Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.
by memestinkyboy October 28, 2023
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Trading V card

Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from
Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...

Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???
by help_me_omg November 1, 2023
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