Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 6, 2025

Biscuit

A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit

"I heard that one girl is into biscuits."

by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021

biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.

Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!

by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017

raw biscuit

A person who is white and soft

Damn Leah you look like a raw biscuit today. Well you look like one all the time.

by Dirty Blueberry May 16, 2016

Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015

bumping biscuits

To bump genitals that often leads to sexual encounters

Me and this girl were bumping biscuits in the back room.

by Dethbite April 15, 2017