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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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Risky Biscuit

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.
by Tigermoff May 27, 2022
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Mcdonalds biscuit

Dry, crumbling, calling apart
His text message responses are dry as a mcdonalds biscuit
by Spamm3rspampam October 27, 2025
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Spooky Biscuit

When you cum/ finish on someone's face during the month of October
I was having sex with Katie the other day and I pulled out and gave her a spooky biscuit
by Woman's right to vote cause ww October 11, 2023
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Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.
Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith
by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025
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semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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biscuit

A food that tastes good
by Minvirnignirgientirtni5 March 30, 2017
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