Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

biscuits and gravy hot tub

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.

“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”

by Mage Hands December 2, 2021

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016

Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )

Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️

by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022

Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.

Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested

by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022

biscuit lipper

Person with big lips. Especially of African heritage. Nigger. Black person.

That biscuit lipper really wanted to steal that watermelon but we were watching him to closely.

by Wireman of Gig Harbor August 5, 2021

Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers

Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018