Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.
1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."
by Blelvis August 03, 2020
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Nutella biscuits

Matt: “me Logan Ben and Isaac are going to smoke some nutella biscuits
Bobby: “wait I want to come”
by Josh millers jj February 08, 2020
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jiggle biscuits

Small chested but medium sized Breasts, other known as duck butts, the nipple and Areola will point up into the sky almost like a ducks butt, it’s also like opening up a Pillsbury Doughboy tube of biscuit rolls, cracking it open and watching the dough jiggle on the pan.
When Sarah popped out her jiggle biscuits, I knew what I was having for breakfast….. biscuits and gravy.
by SherylCrowe July 03, 2021
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