Kemi Badenoch

Unknown person who wants to be the Prime Minister, yet somehow still lost to the most incompetent person ever, Rishi Sunak.

Person 1: I hope Kemi Badenoch wins.
Person 2: Who the FUCK is Kemi Badenoch?
Person 1: An MP.
Person 2: Irrelevant.

by biggest scumbag August 11, 2022

Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

by Segman farts March 4, 2023

Dirty Bidet

When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.

“The sex was great but I had to piss so bad so I pulled out and gave her a dirty bidet!”

by anikenobi June 27, 2023

NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.

Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

by RealQIssues July 3, 2023

The Bidet

When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole

“Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night”

by BigBasstard August 7, 2023

Appalachian bidet

When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.

“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”

by Loganjaman August 16, 2023

Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.

Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.

by RedBoySB September 28, 2023