ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.

Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!

by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009

dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis

Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

Hang Ball

When you pull your pants down to piss, and one of your testicles hangs out of your pants, and the other stays in your pants. Can be slightly painful/uncomfortable if wearing very tight pants.

Person 1: Man, I hate having to take a piss because I always have a hang ball.
Person 2: Yeah, I feel your pain.

by lolii June 2, 2012

dangle ball

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there

"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003

ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa

When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too

by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010

Alcohol Balls

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.

Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.

by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016

Newton Balls

When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.

Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls

by Gordonopus September 5, 2010