Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.
Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022
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bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018
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An Andrew like me is different from others I’ve recently read so much as really more vivid of an imagination and likes zodiac signs and stuff like that.
by Philbert December 3, 2019
Get the Andrew mug.Someone that is an easy going vodka drinker that occasionally lands himself a spot in the hospital. Easily able to outdrink all his buddies in his prime. Would rather make out with a handle than a woman.
by WoodyTheSkollPounder December 4, 2019
Get the Andrew mug.These rare specimens are very Irish and only look up to one person in life, Connor Mcgreggor. He is god to them because they like to ask like him round school and like to see them self as absolute weapons. Aswell as this they have very very fit mothers, usually known as Mary.
Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them
Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them
by ???i wonder who April 23, 2019
Get the St. Andrews Placer mug.Andrew is one of the coolest nicest people out there he has an older sibling but carries himself with so much class you would think he is the eldest. cool person who can conversate with a kick it with has his group of friends he hangs out with but doesn't mind hanging out with others if they come across as cool people. hates overly loud obnoxious people and would rather play it cool.
Person 1) Andrew is a chill dude
Person 2) yea his the youngest
Person 1) no way i thought he was the oldest of his siblings the dude is really composed for his age
Person 2) yea his the youngest
Person 1) no way i thought he was the oldest of his siblings the dude is really composed for his age
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