1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
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Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
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Get the Half available mug.When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.
A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.
Developed from eating and drinking too much.
A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.
Developed from eating and drinking too much.
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Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
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