Andrew

Andrew is a cowpoke who loves country music and westerns. Broke back mountain is his favorite movie, this probably contributes to his love for the outdoors and his scenic camping trips to the catfish pond with his best friend who is a man’s man, ANDREWS man. He loves nothing more than his one on one time during these camping trips. Things to know about andrew: he loves to eat, tomatoes are his favorite! He’s got that sexy redneck charm that brings all the boys to his yard! His favorite snack was once a milkshake; but now he prefers something more firm and savory he can hold on to before putting in his mouth, drumsticks are his favorite, his favorite part are the nuts! Has a smart ass mouth and a good sense of humor, gonna be hard to find someone cooler. Consider yourself lucky if he calls you a friend, he’s a cool ass dude…THE END

Hey is that Andrew? I wonder if he wants my drumstick for dessert!?

by Plain Jane… April 28, 2022

Andrew

Perhaps the biggest bandwagon fan of them all. He loves Duke because of some players and became a packers fan after they won the super bowl in 2010. He is presumably gay and somewhat shows it by the way he acts in school around other boys. He could be considered bisexual as well as he just recently went on a date with a female. Although he is all of these things he kinda cares about his friends and basketball.

Me: Hey do you know Andrew?
Friend: That kid? The biggest bandwagon ever? Of course I know him!

by lawnservice January 16, 2019

andrew

andrew is a short, beaner, soccer player, edgar, toxico, attached, delulu, slow. he will back stab u behind your back and you wouldn’t know, he will betray u even if your blood. don’t trust this monkey. ears are always out, no home, no job, no money, mom who babies him. basically he careful around an andrew….

little sister: talks to him in march
older sister: talks to him secretly

andrew: i can pull😍😛…💀

by always keepin it real November 20, 2023

andrew sherratt

a dead ginger ting with mummy issues. will play you like a fiddle.

luke : whos this then?
chris : oh thats andrew sherratt, hes a gingernut.

by freddiehinesfans May 5, 2020

Andrew Bowkett

An actually Goat.. Literally bigger than the world and has hair like a god. Jesus is jealous of his trimeeeeeeee

That man is such an Andrew Bowkett at the game

by `zxcvbnm,lkjhgfdsa December 27, 2020

Andrew Finley

The most charming lad and a ladies man that comes across as a player but has the heart of a god with the the best smile, easy to talk to and the most beautiful ocean eyes that you can get lost in. Andrew Finley is charming yet humble man but don’t mistake him for a full. He’s one to have such a big heart and doesn’t see the beauty and aura he holds. One you can fall in love with

“Andrew Finley did the craziest things, I didn’t think all those texts were gonna be true”

“What did he do”

“Is a literal dream transferred into reality”

by A1DaMan March 14, 2025

andrew calvo

The most kind, generous , hilarious , thoughtful, smart, nice, understanding, boy/man you will ever meet. An Andrew calvo is definitely someone you do not want to let down. Someone you will regret talking down on. He is very very smart. He knows what he wants in life and knows how to get it. But Is Kind and not conceited. Berry sprortsy. Has trouble making tough decisions. Changes his mind about um 100000 times per day but you don’t get tired of it u can’t get enough of his in decisiveness. He’s amazing. He loves animals and people and art and especially music. When he falls in love he will definitely sweep you off of your feet 100%. Gives great massages, is AMAZING in bed, and over all. Is the sweetest most kind hearted ray of absolute beautiful heaven sent sunshine you will ever meet. Don’t let a man like Andrew calvo go he’s one of a kind and will always be.

Kelly: I met an Andrew calvo last night.

Friend: oh really? How’d it go
Kelly: I think he’s the one.

Friend: can never go wrong with an Andrew calvo.

by Okaytodayk February 15, 2022