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Jews

We have a space lazer motherfuckers!!! Deal with it!!!!!!
We're Jews, we have a space lazer
by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
mugGet the Jewsmug.

The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.
Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
mugGet the The Jewsmug.

Jugger Jew

Definition 1: A person who abuses the "Juggernaut" Perk on a Call of duty game.People often refer to these people as "tanks" as they cannot be taken down easily.They are referred to as 'jews' because they simply abuse the perk,as previously stated.A jugger jew can often drive people crazy and into fits where everything within a 25 mile radius around them is torn apart out of pure rage and hatred of the jugger jew.
*Note,this is not a racist joke twards the Jewish community.*
Stop being a jugger jew you noob! I shot you 8 times with a .50 cal!Die already!!!
by Swiftly Swift December 6, 2010
mugGet the Jugger Jewmug.

Jew Shanking

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
by Scash March 23, 2012
mugGet the Jew Shankingmug.

gay jew bug

A gay Jewish Bug.
Henry Grant is a prime example of a bug whom is Jewish and Homosexual.
"bro thats disgusting what is that"
"oh that? thats the gay jew bug henry gay grant"
by Churgerman November 28, 2023
mugGet the gay jew bugmug.

jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "
by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024
mugGet the jewed in the backmug.

Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.
I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!
by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019
mugGet the Bird-Jewmug.

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