Willy Fog

A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.

Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis

“Did you see the guy Tony went home with last night? ewwww!”

“Yeah he had Willy Fog man”

by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025

Willy Wash

The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.

Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"

by pythonbytes August 10, 2022

one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Willie

A very small object usually owned by a person called syzmon.

Person 1:what that?

Person 2:oh it’s Simons small Willie

by Ass face 127 October 1, 2020

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020