Twat waffle

A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy

I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle

by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018

Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley

Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Baddie Waffle

A phrase similar to saying someone is “cute” or “good-looking,” often used to say a person looks nice

Hey, you look like a baddie waffle today!

by panda123meowkittymeow January 22, 2025

Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.

Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.

by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020

blue waffles

somebody told you to look this up. it's not waffles that are blue.

I love blue waffles for breakfast

by kaj333 December 2, 2023

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.

Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.

by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021