Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

Virgin

Etienne and Woat on 2k23

A Virgin: Etienne and Woat have 75+ hours on 2k23

by Woat September 13, 2022

Virgin

People who post their fortnite wins on Snapchat or buy the battle pass.

Dude all the the girls are going to love me after I post my snap of the game with my John wick skin
Your still a virgin aren’t you?
yea...

by Bigpeepeejohn May 22, 2018

17 virgins

A bag of cherry sours

I can't believe 9/11 was over 17 virgins they're dollarstore food

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

virgin

a fortnite player

me: you're a virgin liam
liam: stfu weeb
me: *cries in weeb*

by IShipSockathan July 2, 2019

Virgin

Kaitlyn

When u think of virgin u think of her

by Ulocalhoe November 23, 2019

Virgin

Slut. Hasn't had sex. Lives in mom's basement. Or is under 10 years old. Also, they play FortNite.

"Tommy's a 5-year old, so he's a virgin. But i'm 11, so I've had sex."

by [Username Not Found] November 26, 2019