Grammar Man

Someone who corrects another persons grammar but then turns around and messes up themselves.

(Guy 1): Man this is so fun.
(Guy 2): So much fun you mean, you am welcome.
(Guy 1): Thanks Grammar Man.

by xStunnah September 13, 2016

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut December 16, 2015

Night Man

The nemesis of the dayman, and the original fictional character made by Charlie Kelly on the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is believed to be the manifestation of Charlie's dark childhood and possible molestation.

Mac: What's this new song about Charlie?

Charlie: Night man, and how he goes fills you up inside to possess you.

Mac: Charlie, that totally sounds like rape.

by The Golden God Part 2 June 29, 2019

Penny man

Person who loves pennies

“I SMELL PENNIES!!” ~penny man

by zman22366 July 11, 2019

Hoodie man

A floating humanoid creature, biologically designed to look like a cloth hoodie. The eyes of a hoodie man resemble black sunglasses and, the mouth protrusion has the design of a Medical germ mask. The youtuber known as kwite is the only known hoodie man in existence.

"Kwite is a hoodie man."

by Encouragement Cactus July 29, 2019