Scum Or Dumb

When someone has done something atrocious due to negligence, they are either scum or they are dumb. They either knew what they were doing wasn’t right, and did it anyway, or they were too dumb to know what they were doing.
Guy1: You hear about the cop that killed that kid, thinking the kids corn dog was a machine gun?
Guy2: Are you going with scum Or Dumb here?
by Riot Craig October 26, 2017
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Kim Jung Dumb

Kim Jung Dumb... I bet he bottles his own farts.
by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017
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Dumb broom

Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.

Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)

It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.
“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”

“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”
by Dumb broom June 16, 2020
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 07, 2022
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dumb ass bitch

the dumbest most battiest bitch in town!
this dumb ass bitch is a motherfucking baddie
by eliza_25 March 22, 2021
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Anxiametrically Dumb

When your dumb and anxious to meat your mom.
Why are you Anxiametrically Dumb.
by UrNotSmarterThanU October 08, 2020
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