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murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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Skibidi Toilet

Toilet Leech that sucks your brain out
Person:Did you see the new skibidi toilet video

Me:The toddlers brain got sucked out!
by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet

A cartoon/animation/YTP by DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets with human heads singing a mashup of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" and "Give it to me". Humans with camera heads fight them. The show is pure YTP and is not to be taken seriously.
Tod: Skibidi toilet is the best show
Bob: KYS
by EnchantedDonutStudioz November 20, 2023
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Toilet Dweller

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!
by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021
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litty titty toilet

an expression of how good or thurl a person, place, or thing is
“Mom my dentist hurt my mouth”
“So the dentist wasnt litty titty toilet?”
by jess.leeannn June 18, 2024
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Sniff The Toilet

A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.
Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
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[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
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