by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.
by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.
by BKees May 11, 2015

by martinbartie November 25, 2024

it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad
by gae egg hoe December 21, 2019
