Tit Window

An otherwise normal woman's shirt with a completely pointless hole in the middle, below the neckband, specifically designed to display her cleavage. Not to be confused with a regular low-cut shirt.

It's fine to wear short shorts and a tank top and say you aren't asking for attention, but if you say the same thing while wearing a shirt with a tit window you need to shut the fuck up.

by AntonioCastagnoli September 9, 2016

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eye tits

eyes that are so pretty that when a flirty look is given with them they give a dude the equivalent of looking at tits

dude 1: wow dude that chick was so HOT!
dude 2: yeah she's got some seriously fine eye tits

by theteacozyinurpants January 26, 2011

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Tit Out

The female version of having a cock out. To compare tit sizes.

tit out tit boob hooters flash

by Jellybean1221 October 17, 2010

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Tyrannosaurus Tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape.

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has tyrannosaurus tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 12, 2015

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new tits

The new special lady in a man's life.

Person 1: hey, did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend?

Person 2: oh yeah, you mean new tits? Yeah I've met her.

by Rubeeez November 1, 2013

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sloppy tits

1.woman or a man with tits that are hidiously gross and/or hanging down past the point of recognition there for making them completely useless.
2. retard person

"hey there sloppy tits"
hows it hanging sloppy tits?"

by skidmarks April 29, 2006

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