by Cecil Hogg November 14, 2018
A time-honored tradition in parts of rural scotland where farmers cut wild and flamboyant designs into the wool of their sheep. It's marked by a 3 day festival in October where local farmers showcase their designs. The festival is often concluded with a parade of the participating sheep and various other performances. Parades can vary widely between regions, however, it always includes an erected dedication to Tupp, the ancient celtic lamb goddess and is concluded with a ceremonious burning of the fattest ewe.
In the more provincial villages, some archaic customs are still performed. One of these traditions is to cover the young brides of the year in sheep's blood to increase their fertility.
In the more provincial villages, some archaic customs are still performed. One of these traditions is to cover the young brides of the year in sheep's blood to increase their fertility.
by Procrastin8 April 30, 2011
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by Dorado Jackson August 08, 2006
Rendezvous at 7, not at 8 Kat time.
by Ishtar28 October 15, 2017
A measurement of arrival time that ends up being much later than normal ETAs. Usually a person going by the name of Franz will state they will arrive in 10 minutes, when in fact they do not appear until 30 minutes later.
Franz said he would get to the party by 9:00pm, but his friends knew that in Franz Time that meant they wouldn’t see him until sometime around 11:30pm.
by LaDiosa August 30, 2019
Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.
"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"
"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"
"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"
by ADHD Jesus March 06, 2022