Kevin the pigeon
A plastic pigeon that was introduced during the video diaries that the awesome band one direction filmed in there fetus and fratus (pre frat era but not quite fetus) days
A plastic pigeon that was introduced during the video diaries that the awesome band one direction filmed in there fetus and fratus (pre frat era but not quite fetus) days
by Larry bby 💚💙 August 25, 2021
Kevin is the biggest simp of a man you will ever meet. He asks his lady for permission to sit, stand, speak, you name it. His old life has been left behind as he is now on a 1 foot long leash following his girl closely behind doing everything she commands of him. He loves being pegged and kissing the ground she walks on.
by dirtydan255 August 04, 2024
It's basically a male Karen
by IUseGrammarEverywhere December 22, 2022
still INLOVE with your ex day kevin is still inlove with his ex Aryanna and wants to have kids with him.
by asfkkkkk November 23, 2021
the mascot of r/shitposting
by OneMillimeterDefeater May 05, 2023
The male version of a Karen. He wants to solve tge world's problems with his opinion.. loves being a soccer dad and a Mr Mom. Will fight for fir anything like neighbor hood rule no cats pooping outside. Marking inches from the curbs scars are parked correctly. The one friend who everyone has but doesn't invite to things because of their over opinionated mouth but they always show up anyway.
by SUPER CC June 30, 2022
a kevin ; someone who might be nice & sweet to you first but then they will do you wrongest, treat you like the dirt on their shoe. They will get you prego and leave you. Stay safe everybody and be couscous of kevins.
by misskayleee April 19, 2024