Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.

Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.

by Valmerito May 18, 2024

jew-ish

When you feel like a jew, but aren't.

"I never claimed to be Jewish... my grandparents are Jewish, so I'm Jew-ish." - George Santos

by kristofferR December 3, 2023

Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .

Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

Jew Smiter

Adolf Hitler who smites millions of Jew because they did deserve to die in the gas chambers

That bitch Hitler was a Jew smiter

by I’m attracted to baby’s June 5, 2022

Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.

I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!

by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019

Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested

Jews vs Catholics was my favorite game growing up

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

Jewing

To take all of something that is free, or to take advantage of something that is free.

That man is Jewing the store out of its free samples

by big black man24 April 20, 2025